Mag + Coffee Shower Dirt

Mag + Coffee Shower DirtStop polishing the brass, and start polishing your ass. We could waffle on about how good this body scrub is but we hate to toot our own horn. If you follow us on Instagram, you'll regularly see this bad boy making an appearance from customers we let them do the tooting for us. With a coffee base and magnesium base, it'll slay away the toughest and roughest of skin leaving it feelin' silky thanks to a concentrated formula of vitamin e from green

while nutmeg’s warming properties have been used for centuries in post-exertion rituals

super important note that you must absolutely read: some dickhead in the team ordered a restock of these mugs however they've got a green handle

They could be sweet

For a bigger hit on easing up muscles and general soreness

this is love in a bottle

alongside mandarin and cedarwood

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Here it is

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glitter dick

If you wanna sooth the itch

let's pour a little wine